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Author: TempestQuill/Cassie
Characters/Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Christian Kane, Jensen Ackles
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, oral, biting, dubious consent, butt smexin', heavy drinkin', Drunk!Jared, angstin', misunderstandin's, and heinous use of Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart"
Word Count: 8,356
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, but I wouldn't mind renting them on occassion, alas I'm broke.
Summary: Chris comes back with a tall bottle of Jose Cuervo, the bottle with a worm, and nine shot glasses on a tray. Jared notices the evil smile on the smug little bastard’s face and he’s starting to think that maybe drinking with friends who hang out with assholes is a bad idea.
Notes: This was inspired by [info]chatona who asked me for more Jared/Chris, with asshole!Chris and Drunk!Jared! The title is from Black Label Society's "Lost My Better Half". Hope you all enjoy! The Good Lord knows my sis, Lissa did, she's still got palpatations, and said only I could make the song "Achy Breaky Heart" dirrrrty. *snickers*
He lets out a sigh that could damn near shake the earth considering his size. Jared Padalecki is too damn big to ever do anything in a small way, and Jensen wonders why he even bothered telling Jared, considering he knew what Jared’s reaction would be in advance.
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